My step-son and I. So proud of this little guy, he’s off to his first year of high school at Sunshine Beach High next year, and his orientation day tomorrow. So stoked for him, he’s a legend.
sex is wild like another person is inside you that’s mad weird
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the fuck bro?
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”